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Lindsay:Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.
Lucille:Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.
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booknutty:

solemn-things:

booknutty:

if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be

Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.

catastrophically loud 

(via parkingstrange)

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2 days ago

“I can’t do it… I can’t… It won’t work… and unless I do it soon… he says he’ll  k i l l  me.”
A Series of Edits — Harry Potter Characters — [1/?]

“I can’t do it… I can’t… It won’t work… and unless I do it soon… he says he’ll  k i l l  me.”

A Series of Edits — Harry Potter Characters — [1/?]

(via mymiroslavklose)

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diaryof-alittleswitch:

awwww-cute:

Apparently a bunch of baby bunnies are called a fluffle

I want a fluffle

diaryof-alittleswitch:

awwww-cute:

Apparently a bunch of baby bunnies are called a fluffle

I want a fluffle

(via ladyoftheautumn)

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2 days ago

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

(Source: anus, via zaynsbro)

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3 days ago

h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

(via receeding)

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6 days ago

bxbyblue:

so my mums friend went skiing and she found someone lost in the mountains and she was like hello can i help u do u speak english and it was bear grylls

she found bear grylls

(via universalmirth)

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6 days ago

(via kushandwizdom)

(via kushandwizdom)

Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don’t have to say “Netflix and avoiding responsibilities”
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1 week ago

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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(via avatarwithgoldenbutterflies)

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